From the middle: The new new anti-Semitism

We all know how deadly anti-Semitism from the right can be, and we have learned that left-wing anti-Semitism, often disguised as anti-Zionism, is also a threat. But what about anti-Semitism from the middle?

Anti-Semitism from the middle can be difficult to detect because it is the most subtle of all anti-Semitisms. We here at the Anti-Denigration League are offering these important examples to help you call out anti-Semitism even when it barely exists:

You are at work with your gentile friend who has voted for Republicans and Democrats. She says she’s been watching “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and says, “I bet you’re a fan.”
Your non-Jewish coworker is a fiscal conservative and liberal on social issues. He says he likes Mike Bloomberg’s policies, but can’t stand his speaking voice.
You are on a date with a swing voter. You say that you’ll be visiting your family on Passover, and she says, “Is that the one with the huts?”
At an interfaith meeting with the local United Methodist church, the pastor greets you by saying “Shalom!”
It’s a humid day, and a woman wearing a “Klobuchar 2020” button says, “I love your hair! You’re so lucky to have natural curls!”
An independent voter from a purple state is watching the Democratic debate with you and says, “Why does Bernie Sanders always seem angry?”

Purim Spoof

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